CHLiveNYC:ChristianFinnegan
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“Christian Finnegan delights the audience with tales of boob quadrants, drama club, and videogames,.”
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RoommateConfessions:Issue41
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It’s been an entire week since your last confession and there’s been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don’t forget to submit your misdeeds to our new submission page!
 My sophomore year roommate was an alright guy, we chose to live together and everything. But he didn’t really have a lot of friends other than me, so he would constantly follow me to lacrosse team parties and barbeques and just stand there not talking to anyone. Also, He constantly smelled like pipe tobacco because he would smoke in the room (and inhale!). I convinced him finally to rush a fraternity, which even though it had been something I had always been an avid opponent of, it seemed like a good fit for him. It worked out great for most of the semester because he was never in the room, and I could actually watch something besides Battlestar Galactica. On the night of his formal initiation or whatever, I came home at 3am with my current squeeze to find him with his suit pants around his ankles, swaying like a palm tree in a tropical storm, pissing all over my bed. I screamed his name but he was too obliterated to even process my voice. I suggested to my hussy that we should go to her place, and she of course obliged. The next day I went to the local head shop and bought 4x salvia. When my roommate was still asleep I mixed in the salvia with his pipe tobacco. He had never smoked salvia before. When he woke up finally morning I watched him smoke his pipe, and get the most horrified look on his face. I never told him he smoked salvia, and he dropped out of school because he thought he was insane. Jeter Swallows, UConn A friend of mine came to visit me with his then girlfriend in Europe for the summer, actually he was a good friend of mine that’s why I felt really bad about porking his girlfriend while he was passed out on my bathroom floor after a night of heavy drinking in Berlin. The next day was like nothing happened and the girlfriend seemed to not care at all, I think I could have porked her again, anyway to ease my conscience I told her I wanted to take my friend to the campus-center really quick to check out some summer German courses. I took him to the red light district of Berlin instead and payed for the lady of his choice. So… after by my logic we’re even, I didn’t tell him about me and his girlfriend though but my conscience was clear.
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by JeffRosenberg fromNYU
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Worst.Date.Ever.
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Remember that date you went on a few years ago? You know, the blind date your now ex-friend set up? The one where Queen Muffintop showed up and refused to talk about anything but her horse (Mr. Big Lips) the entire meal? We know you’ve been trying to forget. But trust me, you’re going to want to pull up those old memories. In honor of the premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl (in theatres September 19), we’re looking for the worst date story ever. Wind up on a date with someone who constantly uses the royal ‘we’? Send it in. Black out in a cab because of your date’s farts? Send it in. Have dinner with a girl who apologized to her food for eating it? Definitely send it in. If your story is the worst, you’ll win $500 to make it all worthwhile. Good luck!
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ParentsJustDon’tUnderstand:9/3
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Do your parents not understand technology?Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like “MyFace,” “SpaceBook,” or “The World Wide Web?”
If you’ve got an example of your Parents Just Don’t Understanding, submit it here! And thank God we’ll never be as dumb as they are! 
Your parents’ RAM.
I was watching “Jurassic Park” with my grandmother a few months ago. During one particularly scary moment she leans over to me and, with a very worried tone in her voice, asks, “The Dinosaurs…they’re only for the movie, right, they didn’t breed any extras?” Logan Stagnitto, Vassar College My dad needed directions to the place I work, so to make it easy for him I linked the Google maps directions I looked up and pasted it into an email. He responded a few hours later that the link was too long to type into the address box. My mom’s friend calls it a cell-o-phone.
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by SusannaWolff fromColumbia
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TheParodytoEndAllParodies:MovieMovie
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by AndrewB. fromPurdue
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GodBlesstheInternet
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by MurrayTheNut
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WasteTimewithAlwaysSunny
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Excited about the fourth season of Always Sunny but missed some of the episodes from Season 3? Well never fear, a DVD distribution company is here. The Season 3 DVD is coming out September 9th, which gives you exactly 10 days to catch up before the September 18th season premiere. And in honor of the DVD’s release, Always Sunny has created not one, but two fun things for you guys to do. First is a picture contest called Clean Cut to Beer Gut. If your stomach is suffering from the all-beer college diet, this contest is the one for you. Simply submit pictures of you pre- and post- beer gut for a chance to win a trip to LA to meet the Always Sunny cast. Your fatness may finally be worth it. Second is a fun feature called Subservient Greenman. Anyone who knows Always Sunny knows what the Greenman is, and for the DVD release we sent a Greenman of our own out to reek havoc on Manhattan. Now, you can control which clips to watch over and over again. We suggest ‘The Robot’ and ‘The Worm’ followed immediately by ‘Day in the Park.’ Hopefully you guys will love these two time-wasters as much as we love ‘Day Man.’
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by CHStaff
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CHSportsWeekly:WeMissNFLPrimetimeToo…
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Ethan: Sorry, Georgia…you can’t let Georgia Southern score 21 points and expect to keep the top spot. See you boys in the Capital One Bowl, although I’ll really just be watching for the mascot contest. You want to be a big USC homer now?
That’s Knowshown Moreno under there. (Edit: That’s no Shown Moreno under there.)
Amir: You already made fun of me last week for being a USC homer. Now that MY BOYS jumped up to number one, you’re accusing me of being a bandwagon fan? Me and all sixteen Trojan running backs are offended. Ethan: We’ll see if they’re still at the top spot in two weeks after they play Ohio State. I did like USC’s scheduling strategy, though. Instead of playing some little cupcake school, they did something only marginally ballsier and played a bad BCS conference school on the road. For some reason beating UVA sounds much more impressive than beating a school with a compass direction in the name. Since it never gets less fun: remember when Michigan was good at football? Amir: No, not really. Is it weird that I still blame Lloyd Carr? Ethan: Not at all. Next year they’ll probably just schedule some Pop Warner team from Flint, then lose by 23. On the topic of perennial disappointments, when is Clemson going to stop being so highly regarded in the preseason? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me fifteen consecutive seasons, shame on the person who gave me an AP poll ballot. Amir: I saw a piece on their thunder and lightning, Spiller and Davis, and was convinced! Then I saw they were downgraded to a tropical depression by Alabama. Not unlike Gustav.
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by AmirandEthan
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Top10SongsICanNeverListenToTheSameWayAgain
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| #10 Song: “Trust”, by Prince Reason: Parade float scene, Batman (1989) Not that I listened to this song all that much to begin with, but it still applies to the list. Tim Burton’s Batman is a classic, but watching it after the recent wave of new age superhero movies makes you realize how completely ridiculous some of its scenes truly were. Heath may be always remembered as the creepiest Joker, but Jack is no doubt the silliest. The parade scene is by far the funniest part of the movie, and after seeing it a million times it’s gotten to the point where if I even hear the interlude to Prince’s “Trust” I’ll picture that ridiculous clown balloon peeking around the street corner and immediately burst out laughing. #9 #8 |
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by ScottBennett fromHofstra
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It’sAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphiaT-ShirtContest
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| Ladies and Gentlemen, have we got a contest for you. “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is one of our favorite TV shows (hopefully one of yours, too) and in honor of their upcoming 4th season starting September 18th, FX contacted us about doing a T-shirt contest. We jumped at the chance.
So starting today, you guys will have the chance to design and submit a custom ‘Always Sunny’-theme BustedTee. One lucky winner will have their design produced by BustedTees, given 3 of his or her design, 3 additional BustedTees, $200 cash, $200 to spend in the Always Sunny/FX store and the sublime honor of knowing that their winning shirt was chosen by the cast of the show. Not bad, if I do say so myself. So get your thinking caps on and start submitting. Will it be a Dayman/Nightman shirt? Perhaps Charlie and a white horse? Maybe Dee and Dennis the crackheads? Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be funny, because anything coming from that show just has to be. Good luck! |
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by StreeterSeidell fromFordham
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